Green Tea Shots Have No Green Tea.
Green Tea Shots Have No Green Tea — and Most of Them Are Weak AF
Let’s be honest: green tea shots are one of the most ordered drinks at the bar... and one of the weakest.
Peach schnapps. Sour mix. A splash of soda. Maybe a little whiskey if you’re lucky.
It’s sweet, soft, and weak AF.
You pay $14 for something that barely registers on the radar.
That’s exactly why Slammit Green Tea Shot Whisky exists.
We took the same flavor people chase — peach, citrus, and whisky heat — and did it right. No sour mix. No soda. No sugary filler. Just real whisky, natural flavor, and a kick that hits like it should.
So what is it?
It’s the first-ever bottled green tea shot.
No mixing. No measuring. No waiting 15 minutes at a slammed bar while your bartender rolls their eyes.
Just crack it open, pour, and slam that sh*t cold.
You don’t need to pretend it’s “tea.” It’s not.
This is whisky — the way it should’ve been from the start.
The FOMO is real.
While everyone else is sipping on green tea shots that taste like melted candy and regret, you’re pulling out the bottle that actually hits.
Your fridge just became the best bar in town.
Forget the mix. Forget the line. Forget the weak-a f*** nonsense.**
Slammit is bold. It’s smooth. It’s the pregame in a bottle.
👉 Get yours now at slammitwhisky.com
The Ultimate Green Tea Shot — bottled, badass, and built for the night.